Brown Is The New Black

When I retired five years ago, I took on the household chore of doing the laundry.  When Cindy retired, she became a Master Gardener.

Somehow, that's not a good combination.  Every piece of clothing she wears gets dirty.  I mean really dirty.  Even when she is finished in the garden for the day and takes a shower, her towel turns brown from the dirt.

I'm thinking of buying her all brown clothing from now on.

And a brown towel.